Total Medals Earned: 221 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,160 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/155 points)
complete the tutorial.
Complete a Level
Get a 5x combo
Get a 10x combo
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (85/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (110/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/15 (30/190 points)
Find Blue Coin
Find Candy
Find Chicken
Find Donkey
Find Beaver
Find Rabbit
Find Rooster
Find Foxy
Find marshmallow
Find Melons
Find Play Dogg
Findy Pussycat
Find Red Coin
Find Yellow Coin
Be the Lord of Doggy Style
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.